"Mom I need help with my homework" "you can have the computer after i've checked reedit"

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"Aww, that's beautiful, honey." NOT EVEN LOOKING.

Spends your savings on things you don't need

Spends your savings on things you don't need

I know this is an awkward question what percentage of men do you think would want a three -sum

I know this is an awkward question what percentage of men do you think would want a three -sum

Find daughter drowned in pool Goes to the club

Find daughter drowned in pool Goes to the club

Instills strong moral compass in children Uses guilt trip to win every dispute well into adulthood

Instills strong moral compass in children Uses guilt trip to win every dispute well into adulthood

"COME DOWNSTAIRS, DINNER'S ON THE TABLE" sit at table and wait 20 mins for food

Believes in the sanctity of marriage Married four times

Believes in the sanctity of marriage Married four times

offer to fly to nearby city with her for brunch on mothers day says no, "let's see what your brothers and sisters want to do"

offer to fly to nearby city with her for brunch on mothers day says no,

Won't let kids play their xbox on new flatscreen tv because "It'll ruin it" Uses kids xbox to play dvds on new flatscreen

Won't let kids play their xbox on new flatscreen tv because

Fears her son will get addicted to weed Gives him money for cigarettes

Fears her son will get addicted to weed Gives him money for cigarettes
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