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Hi, I'm worried that I'll kill myself if I found out that God doesn't exist. Well he doesn't, so you might as well do it sooner rather than later. Next caller, please. For friendly, rational, securalized advice call 1-888-ATHEIST (press 5 for suicide prev

Hi, I'm worried that I'll kill myself if I found out that God doesn't exist. Well he doesn't, so you might as well do it sooner rather than later. Next caller, please. For friendly, rational, securalized advice call 1-888-ATHEIST (press 5 for suicide prev - Hi, I'm worried that I'll kill myself if I found out that God doesn't exist. Well he doesn't, so you might as well do it sooner rather than later. Next caller, please. For friendly, rational, securalized advice call 1-888-ATHEIST (press 5 for suicide prev Skinhead John
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How many problems do you have? 99.

How many problems do you have? 99.
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I know you're trying to get me drunk so you can seduce me... do you have any idea how many shots it would take to get a girl like me to have sex with you? one

I know you're trying to get me drunk so you can seduce me... do you have any idea how many shots it would take to get a girl like me to have sex with you? one
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You have got to have the worst aim ever! I bet you can't even shoot those wine bottles You're absolutely right

You have got to have the worst aim ever! I bet you can't even shoot those wine bottles You're absolutely right
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I'm psychic, you know. I can see inside people's heads. Really? I can too!

I'm psychic, you know. I can see inside people's heads. Really? I can too!
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john, I'm not going to have sex with you yes, you are

john, I'm not going to have sex with you yes, you are
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what's the big deal about bacon? netflix.com/bacon

what's the big deal about bacon? netflix.com/bacon
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My Zubat confused your pokemon! WHatcha gonna do now? It's super effective

My Zubat confused your pokemon! WHatcha gonna do now? It's super effective
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So I stepped out of the kitchen today...

So I stepped out of the kitchen today...
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Bet you can't shoot your gun without blinking. You win, I totally blinked.

Bet you can't shoot your gun without blinking. You win, I totally blinked.
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No your wrong, heaven does exist send me a postcard

No your wrong, heaven does exist send me a postcard
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