You should have seen the way they love bombed me when I agreed to star in their silly film. I didn't know they would throw me away when they had no further use for me!

You should have seen the way they love bombed me when I agreed to star in their silly film. I didn't know they would throw me away when they had no further use for me! - You should have seen the way they love bombed me when I agreed to star in their silly film. I didn't know they would throw me away when they had no further use for me!  Sparlock

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if you havin demon problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a myth ain't one

if you havin demon problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a myth ain't one

harmless plastic toy: $12 Therapy bills from years of emotional abuse: $30,000 learning the truth about "the truth" - priceless

 harmless plastic toy: $12
Therapy bills from years of emotional abuse: $30,000
learning the truth about

Agent of satan? have fun not getting blow jobs, assholes

Agent of satan? have fun not getting blow jobs, assholes

The smurfs were just telling me how much fun it is... to scare jehovah's witnesses!

The smurfs were just telling me how much fun it is... to scare jehovah's witnesses!

Sparlock... Warrior, Wizard and Apostate Superhero

Sparlock... Warrior, Wizard and Apostate Superhero

Hi I'm Sparlock Boo!

Hi I'm Sparlock Boo!

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." It must be my high tech plastic body that freaks out the Jehovah's Witnesses

So you're scared of a little plastic toy? How will you ever make it through the great tribulation?

So you're scared of a little plastic toy? How will you ever make it through the great tribulation?

Buy A SPARLOCK GET RAPED BY SATAN

Buy A SPARLOCK GET RAPED BY SATAN

Hello Boys & Girls I can run out of a kingdom hall faster than a smurf

Hello Boys & Girls I can run out of a kingdom hall faster than a smurf
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