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hanging out in hot girl's dorm room projectile vomits still gets laid

Nice boots cutie pie Uhm, I have a boyfriend So do I bitch

Hits on girl Uhm, I have a boyfriend Boyfriend buys me a drink

Girl tells me Happy Birthday "Thanks you too" Actually was her birthday also

Texts two different girls for a four am booty call everyone has an iphone; becomes a group conversation both girls are into it

asks girl out she says she doesnt want any commitment right now friends with benefits

browse reddit in class girl next to me notices gw in history asks if i've seen her

Make eye contact with cute girl on street Snowflake right in one eye Accidentally wink at her, smiles back

Asks a girl if she swallows She says no I like facials

Nice boots cutie pie Uhm, I have a boyfriend I said "nice boots" not "Wanna fuck?"

About to have sex for the first time Condom too small Condom too small

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