"What's better, item X, or item Y?" invariably picks the opposite of whatever you recommended

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What the restaurant actually looks like during a meal rush What impatient douchebag customers see during a meal rush

What the restaurant actually looks like during a meal rush What impatient douchebag customers see during a meal rush

We are ready to order How does this work, this thing with pictures of food and words? Can you explain the whole menu to me? Do you have french fries?

We are ready to order How does this work, this thing with pictures of food and words? Can you explain the whole menu to me? Do you have french fries?

takes both charge slips, server has to enter a zero tip whoops

takes both charge slips, server has to enter a zero tip whoops

Says they are ready to order Makes you stand there forever while they decide what to order.

Says they are ready to order Makes you stand there forever while they decide what to order.

Shares an entree, and orders water to drink tips based on bill total rather than on service

Shares an entree, and orders water to drink tips based on bill total rather than on service

Has a gluten allergy expects server to be a certified dietitian with malpractice insurance

Has a gluten allergy expects server to be a certified dietitian with malpractice insurance

Apologizes for making you stay late Stays for 2 more hours

Apologizes for making you stay late Stays for 2 more hours

we should have probably have said something... but this is going to be on separate checks. I hope that's not a problem.

we should have probably have said something... but this is going to be on separate checks.  I hope that's not a problem.

"we need our main cousers quick we're in a hurry" orders desserts

"i have been waiting for my wine for like an hour" "bitch im busy" -carlos

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