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“Here's all you have to know about men and women: -George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: -George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” - “Here's all you have to know about men and women: -George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” George Carlin Fuck Hope
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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“Here's all you have to know about men and women: -George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: -George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
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George Carlin "Does it help when said deep meaningful quote is superimposed over this absolutely and stunningly profound image of me?"

George Carlin
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"Humans are the only species on Earth that deliberately kills members of our own species for personal gain or pleasure. ... We're also the only species that deliberately kills members of another species for personal gain or pleasure. That's us, human bein
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"Fuck hope." - George Carlin
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"Ron Paul 2012." - George Carlin
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“You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. -George Carlin Just get people to stop reading them.”

“You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. -George Carlin Just get people to stop reading them.”
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