Doesnt shake your hand too hard Cause he thinks you're a pussy

Doesnt shake your hand too hard Cause he thinks you're a pussy - Doesnt shake your hand too hard Cause he thinks you're a pussy  Semi-Courteous Chris

Doesnt shake your hand too hard Cause he thinks you're a pussy

Doesnt shake your hand too hard Cause he thinks you're a pussy

lets you be player 1 to compensate the shitty controller he gave you

lets you be player 1 to compensate the shitty controller he gave you

Hangs out at forever alone's house When there is beer in the fridge

Hangs out at forever alone's house When there is beer in the fridge

Will listen to anyone talk about anything anytime Listens intently and then tells you you're wrong

Will listen to anyone talk about anything anytime Listens intently and then tells you you're wrong

You accidentally disturb him while he is fapping and he stops out of consideration Then greets you with a handshake

You accidentally disturb him while he is fapping and he stops out of consideration Then greets you with a handshake

Obsesses over your cat because your too ugly to look at

Obsesses over your cat because your too ugly to look at

His dog poops in your yard Posts a lil flag next to it so you dont step in it

His dog poops in your yard Posts a lil flag next to it so you dont step in it

Offers to fix your pc for free actually does fix it, but keeps copies of your naughty girlfriend pics

Offers to fix your pc for free actually does fix it, but keeps copies of your naughty girlfriend pics

Pops the top on your beer With some clever crap on the bottom of his dirty sandal

Pops the top on your beer With some clever crap on the bottom of his dirty sandal

Opens the door for all the ladies He's an ass man

Opens the door for all the ladies He's an ass man

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