Are you wearing Space pants because your butt is the size of the universe

Are you wearing Space pants because your butt is the size of the universe - Are you wearing Space pants because your butt is the size of the universe  Bad Pick-up line Paul

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Hey girl, your bone structure is giving my bone structure

Hey girl, your bone structure is giving my bone structure

Are your parents retarded? Because i find you really special

Are your parents retarded? Because i find you really special

Did you fall from heaven? Because there's a huge crater over there

Did you fall from heaven? Because there's a huge crater over there

Are you an oil reserve? Because I'd like to tap you

Are you an oil reserve? Because I'd like to tap you

Aren't you that girl from Teen mom? Do you want to be?

Aren't you that girl from Teen mom? Do you want to be?

Did you fart? because you just blew me away

Did you fart? because you just blew me away

i'm a gentleman my dick stands up so you can sit down

i'm a gentleman my dick stands up so you can sit down

The human body has 206 Bones when i'm with you, i have 207

The human body has 206 Bones when i'm with you, i have 207

My penis just died Can I bury it in your ass?

My penis just died Can I bury it in your ass?

Have you Ever Worked in a steel mill? Because i feel a hot load coming on

Have you Ever Worked in a steel mill? Because i feel a hot load coming on
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