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Make eye contact with person They're secretly a serial killer who now has a grudge against me and will track me down and murder me in my sleep if I don't leave the country and adopt a new identity...and he's also a police officer so if I try to report him

Make eye contact with person They're secretly a serial killer who now has a grudge against me and will track me down and murder me in my sleep if I don't leave the country and adopt a new identity...and he's also a police officer so if I try to report him - Make eye contact with person They're secretly a serial killer who now has a grudge against me and will track me down and murder me in my sleep if I don't leave the country and adopt a new identity...and he's also a police officer so if I try to report him Paranoid Parrot
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Just saved a document in word better save it at least 3 more times

Just saved a document in word better save it at least 3 more times
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Game Auto-Saves Better save it manually just to be sure

Game Auto-Saves Better save it manually just to be sure
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Effective 99.9% of the time? I don't like those odds

Effective 99.9% of the time? I don't like those odds
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no red underline on long, intricate word type nonsense to make sure spellcheck's still working

no red underline on long, intricate word type nonsense to make sure spellcheck's still working
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pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection

pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection
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Can't remember how to spell a word change up sentence so don't need it

Can't remember how to spell a word change up sentence so don't need it
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made kraft macaroni and cheese countless times cant throw the instructioins away until finished

made kraft macaroni and cheese countless times cant throw the instructioins away until finished
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copies url to send to friend Check url in own browser just in case

copies url to send to friend Check url in own browser just in case
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My post hasn't received an upvote after two minutes Better delete it, clearly they think I'm a failure

My post hasn't received an upvote after two minutes Better delete it, clearly they think I'm a failure
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Watches garage door as it closes So the murderer cant roll under at the last second

Watches garage door as it closes So the murderer cant roll under at the last second
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