My Boss has an arts degree hahahaha MY CS degree allows me to invisionize how programmers will turn my word documents into code

My Boss has an arts degree hahahaha MY CS degree allows me to invisionize how programmers will turn my word documents into code - My Boss has an arts degree hahahaha MY CS degree allows me to invisionize how programmers will turn my word documents into code  self hating program manager

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What's the difference between a PM and a blackberry? A Blackberry does more than send email.

What's the difference between a PM and a blackberry? A Blackberry does more than send email.

I've never worked at a company with so much bureaucracy So I've created a form I'd like everybody to complete when they feel they are doing something bureaucratic

I've never worked at a company with so much bureaucracy So I've created a form I'd like everybody to complete when they feel they are doing something bureaucratic

I wrote some code today It was the longest excel macro ever!

I wrote some code today It was the longest excel macro ever!

Business jargon is silly It obfuscates our results-focused OKRs and muddles SKU synergy

Business jargon is silly It obfuscates our results-focused OKRs and muddles SKU synergy

We need to be more agile to compete with Facebook So I've created a 12 point checklist for feature approval for our next release cycle

We need to be more agile to compete with Facebook So I've created a 12 point checklist for feature approval for our next release cycle

Are we going to miss our deadline? Is another team going to miss their deadline first?

Are we going to miss our deadline? Is another team going to miss their deadline first?

Builds consensus By becoming the common enemy

Builds consensus By becoming the common enemy

Organises 24 hour hackathon Leaves at 4:30 PM to attend son's little league game

Organises 24 hour hackathon Leaves at 4:30 PM to attend son's little league game

Are we sure about the data? Well, Can we convince everyone else we're sure about the data?

Are we sure about the data? Well, Can we convince everyone else we're sure about the data?

Program Managers have narrow ownership which limits velocity and encourages unproductive competition So I've hired a new PM to ideate ways to decrease ownership fragmentation

Program Managers have narrow ownership which limits velocity and encourages unproductive competition So I've hired a new PM to ideate ways to decrease ownership fragmentation
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