You like to make "I'm rich" jokes? Well, I feel bad that I'm hogging all the glory when every president for the last 100+ years has also been rich

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President Obama has been a tremendous inspiration for black people Not only did he get a job he kept it for four years

President Obama has been a tremendous inspiration for black people Not only did he get a job he kept it for four years

You like to surf? I love surfing! Most of my best friends own serfs

You like to surf?    I love surfing! Most of my best friends own serfs

I know what it's like to be unemployed I haven't had to work in years

I know what it's like to be unemployed I haven't had to work in years

I know what it's like to lose a home I can never remember where my fourth one is.

I know what it's like to lose a home I can never remember where my fourth one is.

See, we're now more alike than ever! I too, am not the President

See, we're now more alike than ever! I too, am not the President

I can't stand going into the bank either The Caymans are unbearably hot this time of year

I can't stand going into the bank either The Caymans are unbearably  hot this time of year

Applied for an entry level position Lost out to somebody with four years of experience

Applied for an entry level position Lost out to somebody with four years of experience

I know it's hard to manage your finances I can't keep track of all my money either

I know it's hard to manage your finances I can't keep track of all my money either

first day as president I'd make sacrifices for my country by moving into a smaller house

first day as president I'd  make sacrifices for my country by moving into a smaller house

I understand what it's like to be the minority I'm the only billionaire here

I understand what it's like to be the minority I'm the only billionaire here

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