Whats the definition of indefinitely? When my balls are slapping your ass, I'm in. Definitely.

Whats the definition of indefinitely? When my balls are slapping your ass, I'm in.  Definitely. - Whats the definition of indefinitely? When my balls are slapping your ass, I'm in.  Definitely.  Misc

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year.

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice!

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?  Nothing, you already told her twice!

Better blowjobs than no jobs Am I right?

Better blowjobs than no jobs Am I right?

Did someone say Binders full of women?

Did someone say Binders full of women?

so then i told them, it's better to have blow jobs than no jobs

so then i told them, it's better to have blow jobs than no jobs

What's the difference between a screwdriver & myself? A screwdriver turns in screws while I screw interns.

What's the difference between a screwdriver & myself? A screwdriver turns in screws while I screw interns.

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It's cool, bro, I got this... Hey, Neil, he doesn't go to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth...

It's cool, bro, I got this... Hey, Neil, he doesn't go to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth...

I had sex with monica lewinksy

I had sex with monica lewinksy

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