Have you ever heard the expression "The worst day of fishing is better than the best day at work."? Well I've watched the deadliest catch and I've never been at work capsized in 40 degree water watching my co-workers die and I say "At least we're fucking

Have you ever heard the expression

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No longer have to walk wife to airport security That was worth a tower

No longer have to walk wife to airport security That was worth a tower

What if you put to death an innocent man? To that I say, good! It's worked out in the past. Am I right Christians? John 3:16. An innocent man took the bullet so we could live horrible lives, apologize at the end and get in for free. I read the Cliffs Note

What if you put to death an innocent man? To that I say, good! It's worked out in the past. Am I right Christians? John 3:16. An innocent man took the bullet so we could live horrible lives, apologize at the end and get in for free. I read the Cliffs Note

The back door is nature's condom go green girls

The back door is nature's condom go green girls

Bitch Please, I make it hail

Bitch Please, I make it hail

Then I'll tell you what a vagina feels like

Then I'll tell you  what a vagina feels like

this may sound weird but i would fuck that baby

this may sound weird but i would fuck that baby

Ever been to church? "Hey whens this fucker gonna wrap it up"

Ever been to church?

How'd ya break your leg? I f&#king punted a guy's head 90 yards!

How'd ya break your leg? I f&#king punted a guy's head 90 yards!

dammit North Korea.. I'm trying to have honest relationships as a world power and you are fucking my shit up

dammit North Korea.. I'm trying to have honest relationships as a world power and you are fucking my shit up

There's a difference between pushing the boundaries and shoving them off a cliff

There's a difference between pushing the boundaries and shoving them off a cliff
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