says that killing those who go against his religion before him is ok sends you to hell for all eternity for saying "jesus christ" after stepping on lego piece

says that killing those who go against his religion before him is ok sends you to hell for all eternity for saying

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Behold my infallible creation also, your main light source gives you cancer

Behold my infallible creation also, your main light source gives you cancer

Interferes wildly from about 6000BC to 600AD not seen or heard from since the invention of video cameras

Interferes wildly from about 6000BC to 600AD not seen or heard from since the invention of video cameras

Adam and Eve, The fruit of the tree in the center will tell you what is right and wrong, don't eat it Oh, and I expect you to know it is wrong to eat the fruit even though you can't unless you eat the fruit

Adam and Eve, The fruit of the tree in the center will tell you what is right and wrong, don't eat it Oh, and I expect you to know it is wrong to eat the fruit even though you can't unless you eat the fruit

Writes all the DNA code for all species Doesn't write a single comment

Writes all the DNA code for all species  Doesn't write a single comment

Makes you in his own perfect image But cut that foreskin off, it's gross

Makes you in his own perfect image But cut that foreskin off, it's gross

life begins at conception lol stillborn

life begins at conception lol stillborn

There sure is a lot of sin out there. Better kill everyone. Shit that didn't work. Better kill myself.

There sure is a lot of sin out there. Better kill everyone. Shit that didn't work. Better kill myself.

Libyans being slaughtered? too busy helping millionaires win golden statuettes

Libyans being slaughtered?  too busy  helping millionaires win golden statuettes

Don't pray for a bike, I won't give it to you Steal a bike and pray for forgiveness, I can give you that

Don't pray for a bike, I won't give it to you Steal a bike and pray for forgiveness, I can give you that

SENDS YOU TO HELL FOR ABORTING YOUR CHILD KILLS HIS ONLY SON

SENDS YOU TO HELL FOR ABORTING YOUR CHILD KILLS HIS ONLY SON
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