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If I speed walk the building with papers in my hands people will assume I'm busy

If I speed walk the building with papers in my hands people will assume I'm busy

I wonder how much work I'll have to do today to make it look like I actually did work today?

I wonder how much work I'll have to do today to make it look like I actually did work today?

what's the least serious injury I could I give myself that would get me out of work

what's the least serious  injury 
I could I give myself that would get me out of work

i wonder if anyone realizes that i really don't do shit around here

i wonder if anyone realizes that i really don't do shit around here

I wonder if my boss would be impressed with my Karma score Or if I'd just be fired

I wonder if my boss would be impressed with my Karma score Or if I'd just be fired

Wouldn't it be cool To go back in time and battle your younger self with your current knowledge of pokemon

Wouldn't it be cool To go back in time  and battle your younger self with your current knowledge of pokemon

If anybody ever gets killed in there CSI will find my semen everywhere

If anybody ever gets killed in there CSI will find my semen everywhere

In just one hour from now I'll only have 4 hours left until I have to work a mere 3 hours.

In just one hour from now I'll only have 4 hours left until I have to work a mere 3 hours.

If a coworker went on a killing spree would I hide well enought not to get shot?

If a coworker went on a killing spree would I hide well enought not to get shot?

It's 8, only 3 more hours until 5 more hours

It's 8, only 3 more hours until 5 more hours

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