Pretty soon the guy to my right is going to try to play the low Bb really loud. Will he realize it's the condom I attached onto the top of his bassoon, and not extra spit that's making him sound like a toad? Caption 3 goes here

Pretty soon the guy to my right is going to try  to play the low Bb really loud. Will he realize it's the condom I attached onto the top of his bassoon, and not extra spit that's making him sound like a toad? Caption 3 goes here - Pretty soon the guy to my right is going to try  to play the low Bb really loud. Will he realize it's the condom I attached onto the top of his bassoon, and not extra spit that's making him sound like a toad? Caption 3 goes here  First Chair Problems bassoon

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second bassoon screws up "bassoons fix that spot"

second bassoon screws up

so much time spent on reeds and no one hears it

so much time spent on reeds and no one hears it

oboe has big head conductor so bad it doesn't matter

oboe has big head conductor so bad it doesn't matter

I am not a bari sax nor am I a baritone

I am not a bari sax nor am I a baritone

first bassoon solo comical or melancholic -- and always misunderstood

first bassoon solo comical or melancholic -- and always misunderstood

I spent years practicing these church musicians didn't

I spent years practicing these church musicians didn't

cello continuo no place to breathe

cello continuo no place to breathe

Play Bassoon solo Audience: "Your oboe sounds great"

Play Bassoon solo Audience:

bassoon fits the orchestra so well that it plays all the time

bassoon fits the orchestra so well that it plays all the time

Marriage of figaro excerpt I can't double tongue

Marriage of figaro excerpt I can't double tongue
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