Tell girls an unbelieveable story from r/wtf They don't believe me

Tell girls an unbelieveable story from r/wtf They don't believe me - Tell girls an unbelieveable story from r/wtf They don't believe me  Socially Awksome Penguin

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Watching a movie with a hot girl in my bed Focused on my breathing patterns the entire time

Watching a movie with a hot girl in my bed Focused on my breathing patterns the entire time

Girl texts me asking "What're you doing this weekend? :)" I reply "Was that meant for me?"

Girl texts me asking

tries to save hot girls number in phone accidentally sends her a text that says "amanda big boobs from bar"

tries to save hot girls number in phone accidentally sends her a text that says

Too cool to hang out with the weird kids Too weird to hang out with the cool kids

Too cool to hang out with the weird kids Too weird to hang out with the cool kids

Text girl you're interested in Boyfriend answers back

Text girl you're interested in Boyfriend answers back

Offers to do anything for boyfriend during Fantasy Girlfriend Weekend He insists we play Words with Friends

Offers to do anything for boyfriend during Fantasy Girlfriend Weekend He insists we play Words with Friends

-girl isnt interested, so.. -I relax, therefore I am charming and witty -girl eventually finds charm and wit adorable -I realize girl likes me now, so... -I act like a total idiot -girl loses interest (repeat)

-girl isnt interested, so..
-I relax, therefore I am charming and witty
-girl eventually finds charm and wit adorable -I realize girl likes me now, so...
-I act like a total idiot
-girl loses interest
(repeat)

Girl i like makes first move She ends up rejecting me anyway

Girl i like makes first move She ends up rejecting me anyway

has super hard dodgeball throw hit cute girl in the face

has super hard dodgeball throw hit cute girl in the face

ask girl out. she says yes "now what the fuck do i do?"

ask girl out. she says yes
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