"When a loaf of bread looks like a banquet, I have no business buying tobacco" Still takes Charlie's Money

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Has sat in bed for 20 years while daughter slaves away Can miraculously walk when she can't take Charlie

Has sat in bed for 20 years while daughter slaves away Can miraculously walk when she can't take Charlie

Legs don't work when asked to help a starving family Legs do work when asked to tour chocolate wonderland

Legs don't work when asked to help a starving family Legs do work when asked to tour chocolate wonderland

"When a loaf of bread looks like a banquet, I have no business buying tobacco" Still takes Charlie's Money

Grandson extracts money from a sewer to buy a chocolate bar that wins a golden ticket Instantly claims half ownership

Grandson extracts money from a sewer to buy a chocolate bar that wins a golden ticket Instantly claims half ownership

Hasn't left his bed for 20 years free trip to wonkas? I'll tag along

Hasn't left his bed for 20 years free trip to wonkas? I'll tag along

Too weak to get to class hops out of bed just in time for the weekend

Too weak to get to class hops out of bed just in time for the weekend

Passes gas onto family all the time not gasoline

Passes gas onto family all the time not gasoline

Sees children involved in industrial accidents Makes wisecrack remarks

Sees children involved in industrial accidents Makes wisecrack remarks

"When a loaf of bread looks like a banquet, I have no business buying tobacco" Buys tobacco anyway

Bed ridden when there's work to do Dances when there's free healthcare

Bed ridden when there's work to do Dances when there's free healthcare
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