All of my friends are having sex AND I'm just sitting here masturbaiting

All of my friends are having sex AND I'm just sitting here masturbaiting - All of my friends are having sex AND I'm just sitting here masturbaiting  spiderman office

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I'm just sitting here looking at pictures of cats AND everybody else is MASTuRBATING

I'm just sitting here looking at pictures of cats AND everybody else is MASTuRBATING

My team is playing LCS qualifiers AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTuRBATING

My team is playing LCS qualifiers AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTuRBATING

EVERYONE IS back at school AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTuRBATING

EVERYONE IS back at school AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTuRBATING

Everyone is losing weight AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTuRBATING

Everyone is losing weight AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTuRBATING

Everyone is clicking away And i'm just sitting here with rubber domes

Everyone is clicking away And i'm just sitting here with rubber domes

The election is over AND everyone on facebook are mass debating

The election is over AND everyone on facebook are mass debating

EVERYONE IS sitting there masterbating AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTERBATING

EVERYONE IS sitting there masterbating AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTERBATING

Everyone is chewing on their food And I'm just sitting here masticating

Everyone is chewing on their food And I'm just sitting here masticating

Everyone else is watching the Superbowl and i'm just sitting here grantwriting

Everyone else is watching the Superbowl and i'm just sitting here grantwriting

EVERYONE IS DOING THE COLOR RUN AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTuRBATING

EVERYONE IS DOING THE COLOR RUN AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTuRBATING

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