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Osborne, Listen to Me carefully... I have a angel investor interested in our future ventures in social media. We are on the cusp of something "HUGE" Now, I understand you may be a little uneasy about this. We need 50,000 dollars,Osborne. I'm just going t

Osborne, Listen to Me carefully... I have a angel investor interested in our future ventures in social media. We are on the cusp of something
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I don't usually want to cuddle but when I do, you're wearing all black and about to leave for work

I don't usually want to cuddle but when I do, you're wearing all black and about to leave for work
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I don't usually want to cuddle but when I do, you're wearing all black and about to leave for work

I don't usually want to cuddle but when I do, you're wearing all black and about to leave for work
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my litter box isn't always full but when it is, i'll shit on your carpet

my litter box isn't always full but when it is, i'll shit on your carpet
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I don't always want to sit on your lap but when I do, it's just as you're about to get up

I don't always want to sit on your lap but when I do, it's just as you're about to get up
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i don't always lick my ass but when i do, i make sure it's in front of everyone.

i don't always lick my ass but when i do, i make sure it's in front of everyone.
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I don't always bring you a present but when I do, its 3am and the mother fucker is still alive and fighting.

I don't always bring you a present but when I do, its 3am and the mother fucker is still alive and fighting.
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I don't always go batshit crazy and run around the house but when I do, its 2am

I don't always go batshit crazy and run around the house but when I do, its 2am
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I don't always walk across your lap but when I do, I make sure to step on your genitals

I don't always walk across your lap but when I do, I make sure to step on your genitals
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I don't always give myself a really slurpy sounding bath But when i do, the house is dead quiet and you're trying to read

I don't always give myself a really slurpy sounding bath But when i do, the house is dead quiet and you're trying to read
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I don't usually bring you shit but when I do, its because i fucking killed it

I don't usually bring you shit but when I do, its because i fucking killed it
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