I'll just tell them my legs are tired So they have to carry me for the rest of the trip

I'll just tell them
 my legs are tired So they have to carry me for the rest of the trip - I'll just tell them
 my legs are tired So they have to carry me for the rest of the trip  Evil Toddler

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Daylight savings time? I'll get up even earlier than normal to really fuck with your mind

Daylight savings time? I'll get up even  earlier than normal to really fuck with your mind

it would be a shame if all your play-doh was... one color

it would be a shame if all your play-doh was... one color

I WILL SAVE ALL OF MY URINE FOR RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHANGING!

I WILL SAVE ALL OF MY URINE FOR RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHANGING!

I'm going to wait until they paint the wall THen i color all over it with markers

I'm going to wait until they paint the wall THen i color all over it with markers

Thanks for the stickers mom and dad They'll look great on the car windows

Thanks for the stickers mom and dad They'll look great on the car windows

I'll just tell them my legs are tired So they have to carry me for the rest of the trip

I'll just tell them
 my legs are tired So they have to carry me for the rest of the trip

After I spend my first 12 years sucking the life and money out of my parents I'll complain about how bad they raised me!

After I spend my first 12 years sucking the life and money out of my parents I'll complain about how bad they raised me!

I'm going to Bite the Nipple that feeds

I'm going to Bite the Nipple that feeds

I'll pretend to be asleep so then they'll have to carry me to bed

I'll pretend to be asleep  so then they'll have to carry me to bed

Remember when I said I didn't poop? I LIED.

Remember when I said I didn't poop? I LIED.
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