Orientation allows for twice as many possibilities for dates is considered unattractive by twice as many people

Orientation allows for twice as many possibilities for dates is considered unattractive by twice as many people - Orientation allows for twice as many possibilities for dates is considered unattractive by twice as many people  socially awkward penguin socially awesome penguin

Orientation allows for twice as many possibilities for dates is considered unattractive by twice as many people

Orientation allows for twice as many possibilities for dates is considered unattractive by twice as many people

Sees acquaintance on street, makes solid eye contact and waves hi Acquaintance walks right by

Sees acquaintance on street, makes solid eye contact and waves hi Acquaintance walks right by

Presses 0 to skip menu and talk to a real person is hung up on

Presses 0 to skip menu and talk to a real person is hung up on

Hires a Prostitute just to cuddle

Hires a Prostitute just to cuddle

cute coworker from out of town tells me to call her when I'm in town... "No need! I always stop by the office."

cute coworker from out of town tells me to call her when I'm in town...

Cute girl texts me Asks friend what I should say next

Cute girl texts me Asks friend what I should say next

Go to friend's Beach House Lan Party.

Go to friend's Beach House Lan Party.

musters up courage to poop in friends house clogs the toilet

musters up courage to poop in friends house clogs the toilet

I THINK I'M AN AWESOME ADVICE ANIMAL IS ACTUALLY A SHITTY ADVICE ANIMAL

I THINK I'M AN AWESOME
ADVICE ANIMAL IS ACTUALLY A
SHITTY ADVICE ANIMAL

Dude she definitely likes you Rejected

Dude she definitely likes you Rejected

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