Orders Lobster Gives you crabs

Orders Lobster Gives you crabs - Orders Lobster Gives you crabs  Scumbag Steph

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Orders Lobster Gives you crabs

Orders Lobster Gives you crabs

Knows there's already scumbag stacy makes a new meme anyway

Knows there's already scumbag stacy makes a new meme anyway

"You're the best guy I have ever met!" Friendzones you

orders the most expensive menu item and dessert on the first date

orders the most expensive menu item and dessert on the first date

Constantly flirts and always backs out right before sex still gives you AIDS

Constantly flirts and always backs out right before sex still gives you AIDS

Dates Scumbag Steve Makes scumbag babies.

Dates Scumbag Steve Makes scumbag babies.

Bad Luck Scumbag Steph: Made costume to poke fun at scumbag meme Becomes scumbag meme

Bad Luck Scumbag Steph: Made costume to poke fun at scumbag meme  Becomes scumbag meme

calls you up for sex on the rag

calls you up for sex on the rag

Makes you buy her drinks all night Goes home with another dude.

Makes you buy her drinks all night Goes home with another dude.

Lectures you for being a serial killer Has you kill a suspect for her

Lectures you for being a serial killer Has you kill a suspect for her
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