Here, have a nice hot bowl. With cold spaghetti

Here, have a nice hot bowl. With cold spaghetti - Here, have a nice hot bowl. With cold spaghetti  Scumbag Microwave

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Here, have a nice hot bowl. With cold spaghetti

Here, have a nice hot bowl. With cold spaghetti

Heats plate to 1,000 degrees Food is still cold

Heats plate to 1,000 degrees Food is still cold

Oh you're hungry and your parents are sleeping? Let me play you the song of my people.

Oh you're hungry and your parents are sleeping? Let me play you the song of my people.

Says it will reheat the coffee only heats the mug

Says it will reheat the coffee only heats the mug

Put in for 30 seconds, still frozen. Another 15 seconds, lights mouth on fire.

Put in for 30 seconds, still frozen.  Another 15 seconds, lights mouth on fire.

Plate burns your fingers food freezes your tongue

Plate burns your fingers food freezes
your tongue

Here, have hot, steamy, crunchy hot pocket ...on the outside, and cold chunks of ham in the inside.

Here, have hot, steamy, crunchy hot pocket ...on the outside, and cold chunks of ham in the inside.

makes bowl 2,000 degrees food barely warm

makes bowl 2,000 degrees food barely warm

No metal allowed Entire inside is metal

No metal allowed Entire inside is metal

best possible way of making food when hungover beeps like a motherfucker when you push its buttons

best possible way of making food when hungover beeps like a motherfucker when you push its buttons

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