What if I told you We scratch them because they itch, Not for you

What if I told you We scratch them because they itch, Not for you  - What if I told you We scratch them because they itch, Not for you   What if I told you

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What if I told you I meant to type the word "ducking" exactly zero times since I bought this ducking phone.

What if I told you I meant to type the word

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, THAT NOT EVERYONE WHO GETS AN ABORTION NECESSARILY WANTS ONE AND YOU PROTESTING OUTSIDE AN ABORTION CLINIC ONLY MAKES THE MOST DIFFICULT DAY OF THEIR LIFE THAT MUCH HARDER

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, THAT NOT EVERYONE WHO GETS AN ABORTION NECESSARILY WANTS ONE AND YOU PROTESTING OUTSIDE AN ABORTION CLINIC ONLY MAKES THE MOST DIFFICULT DAY OF THEIR LIFE THAT MUCH HARDER

What if I told you you can still watch the lion king and buy ring pops in the 21st century

What if I told you you can still watch the lion king and buy ring pops in the 21st century

What if I told you Billy Mays son isn't whoring karma, but showing the father he loved to people who liked him.

What if I told you Billy Mays son isn't whoring karma, but showing the father he loved to people who liked him.

What if I told you even if marijuana was legal, your mom still wouldn't let you smoke it...

What if I told you even if marijuana was legal, your mom still wouldn't let you smoke it...

What if I told you saying "knock knock" as you open the door doesn't count

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What if I told you I couldn't care less whether you're athiest or believer, long as you're a decent fellow human

What if I told you I couldn't care less whether you're athiest or believer, long as you're a decent fellow human

What if I told you that kids being bullied at school are afraid to fight back because they're afraid of suspension records, not the goddamn bullies

What if I told you that kids being bullied at school are afraid to fight back because they're afraid of suspension records, not the goddamn bullies

What if I told you Calling black people "African Americans" annoys the hell out of them. Just call them black.

What if I told you Calling black people

What if I told you You can be an atheist and not bash religion constantly

What if I told you You can be an atheist and not bash religion constantly

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