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So far I have not shot myself I bought an automatic and almost took the step, but certain dreams deterred me. I hear and do strange things in sleep, and awake with a kind of exaltation instead of terror. Stupendous and unheard-of splendours await me belo

So far I have not shot myself I bought an automatic and almost took the step, but certain dreams deterred me. I hear and do strange things in sleep, and awake with a kind of exaltation instead of terror. Stupendous and unheard-of splendours await me belo - So far I have not shot myself I bought an automatic and almost took the step, but certain dreams deterred me. I hear and do strange things in sleep, and awake with a kind of exaltation instead of terror. Stupendous and unheard-of splendours await me belo Shitty Peanuts
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Here comes the cock boat. Me first, it's my birthday. He thought they said "cake boat". SET SAIL FOR DICK.

Here comes the cock boat. Me first, it's my birthday. He thought they said
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You have an appointment with the vet today. We're getting your balls cut off. Fuck this shit... "Dear PETA, I desperately need your help..."

You have an appointment with the vet today. We're getting your balls cut off. Fuck this shit...
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Snoopy, do you want to borrow my laptop? You look like a fucking hipster using that typewriter. No, I'm good. "Snoopy: My Life as a Fucking Hipster"

Snoopy, do you want to borrow my laptop? You look like a fucking hipster using that typewriter. No, I'm good.
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It's called Garfield minus Garfield.. it makes Arbuckle look crazy and insignificant, no one’ listens or reacts to him.. . . . I am going to murder him and sell his skeleton to Michel Jackson

It's called Garfield minus Garfield.. it makes Arbuckle look crazy and insignificant, no one’ listens or reacts to him.. . . . I am going to murder him and sell his skeleton to Michel Jackson
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I'm finally gonna do it... I'm gonna ask out the little red haired girl. Gee, I don't have the heart to tell him the truth, I'll write him a letter. "Charlie, the little red haired girl is actually named Bad Luck Brian."

I'm finally gonna do it... I'm gonna ask out the little red haired girl. Gee, I don't have the heart to tell him the truth, I'll write him a letter.
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I'm a vegan now, so no meat for you. From now on you're only eating fruits and vegetables. Fuck this shit, he's on my list People I'm going to kill and eat: 1. Charlie Brown

I'm a vegan now, so no meat for you. From now on you're only eating fruits and vegetables. Fuck this shit, he's on my list People I'm going to kill and eat: 1. Charlie Brown
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Hey there my boy fol kumisser dune aye poop hammer time oh oh oh oh

Hey there my boy fol kumisser dune aye poop hammer time oh oh oh oh
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Dumb fucking dog.. Dogs can't type! Arf, woof!

Dumb fucking dog.. Dogs can't type! Arf, woof!
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Try a different sub Do you understand what memes are? . . . Yeah, I'm pretty sure...I'm done with this shithole.

Try a different sub Do you understand what memes are? . . . Yeah, I'm pretty sure...I'm done with this shithole.
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I hope your next book is better than "50 Shades of Grey." That book gave me diarrhea. Sir, you offend me! I would never stoop to that level! "50 Shades of Brown: The Charlie Brown Story"

I hope your next book is better than
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