YOLO? That's cute

YOLO? That's cute - YOLO? That's cute  storytime jesus

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So this dude was all, "YOLO!" and i was like "Bitch please"

So this dude was all,

So this one time I got hammered with the Jews and woke up three days later -get this- in a muthafuckin tomb.

So this one time I got hammered with the Jews and woke up three days later
-get this- 
in a muthafuckin tomb.

My fukin' Honda is pimp'd out! but you didn't hear that shit from me. John 12:49 NIV

My fukin' Honda is pimp'd out! but you didn't hear that shit from me. John 12:49 NIV

Peter bitched about his horrible fishing skills I told him try again and when he caught some he was like "mothafucker, how'd you do that?" -Luke 11:1-44

Peter bitched about his horrible fishing skills I told him try again and when he caught some he was like

So one time my freind lazurus died. and i was like "No man, get the fuck up." -John 11:1-44

So one time my freind lazurus died. and i was like

Y entonces me dice: Ey yisus el shenlong revive gente si juntas sus 7 esferas del dragon, y entonces dije: Ha! me la pela esa pinche iguana, yo solo tengo 2 bolas y me la rife solo

Y entonces me dice: Ey yisus el shenlong revive gente si juntas sus 7 esferas del dragon, y entonces dije: Ha! me la pela esa pinche iguana, yo solo tengo 2 bolas y me la rife solo

So I like spit in the mud and rubbed it on this dudes eyes... And it WORKED!!!

So I like spit in the mud and rubbed it on this dudes eyes... And it WORKED!!!

Remember; when the Bible is finally finished you can't just follow the parts you like, and ignore the rest.

Remember; when the Bible is finally finished you can't just follow the parts you like, and ignore the rest.

So little Timmy was like, "But my neighbors are such ASSHOLES!" and I was like, "I know, dude, but you gotta love 'em anyway, Dad-Damnit!" The Book of Jeff - 7:15

So little Timmy was like,

entonces le dije a abraham que matara a su hijo porque mi apa lo ordenaba y el pendejo casi lo hace mierda, jajaja pinche prole jodida

entonces le dije a abraham que matara a su hijo porque mi apa lo ordenaba y el pendejo casi lo hace mierda, jajaja pinche prole jodida
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