Holds the pee in all day until you get on the bus

Holds the pee in all day until you get on the bus - Holds the pee in all day until you get on the bus  Scumbag Bladder

It's okay, i can hold it in for 8 hours at work until you get to your front door

It's okay, i can hold it in for 8 hours at work until you get to your front door

sudden urge to pee after you get your stockings and dress on.

sudden urge to pee after you get your stockings and dress on.

Step into shower "Need to piss brah?"

Step into shower

yo bro i'm real happy for your presentation going well so far and i'ma let you finish but you need to pee

yo bro i'm real happy for your presentation going well so far and i'ma let you finish but you need to pee

Scumbag Bladder

Scumbag Bladder

Oh you just got a phone call? Too bad I need you to piss right fucking now

Oh you just got a phone call? Too bad I need you to piss right fucking now

Says you don't need to pee Need to pee right after you get in bed

Says you don't need to pee Need to pee right after you get in bed

Nowhere near a bathroom? You have to pee more than you ever have in your entire life

Nowhere near a bathroom? You have to pee more than you ever have in your entire life

Can't get anything out for a drug test Threatens to explode when you get home

Can't get anything out for a drug test Threatens to explode when you get home

Yo bro, I know you want to sleep But I'm going to make you need to piss instead

Yo bro, I know you want to sleep But I'm going to make you need to piss instead

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