Do you know how I know we are having sex tonight? No Because I'm stronger than you

Do you know how I know we are having sex tonight? No Because I'm stronger than you   - Do you know how I know we are having sex tonight? No Because I'm stronger than you    Pick Up Line Boy Significant Figures

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Hey, are you a surgeon? Why? Cuz nobody has ever been closer to my heart!

Hey, are you a surgeon? Why? Cuz nobody has ever been closer to my heart!

Oh if i could rearrange the alphabet... Huh...? I would place u and i toguether BOOOOM!

Oh if i could rearrange the alphabet... Huh...? I would place u and i toguether BOOOOM!

God must be a horrible mathematician Why? Cuz he gave you too many significant figures

God must be a horrible mathematician Why? Cuz he gave you too many significant figures

your dad must have been a drug dealer why? cause you dope

your dad must have been a drug dealer why? cause you dope

Girl are your parents retarded? What? Because you sure are special

Girl are your parents retarded? What? Because you sure are special

Xanim siz birinci baxishdan sevgiye inanirsiz yox .. bas ikinci ?

Xanim siz birinci baxishdan sevgiye inanirsiz yox .. bas ikinci ?

Is your dad a terrorist? I know that line. Cause i'm the bomb! NO! Because you smell like taliban!

Is your dad a terrorist?  I know that 
line. Cause i'm the bomb! NO! Because you smell like taliban!

Do you use stairs? Yes, why? Cause I want to take us to the next level

Do you use stairs? Yes, why? Cause I want to take us to the next level

Are you From Jamaica? No, why? Because Jamaican Me Crazy

Are you From Jamaica? No, why? Because Jamaican Me Crazy

I wish I was cross-eyed Yeah, why? So I can see you twice when you walk by

I wish I was cross-eyed Yeah, why? So I can see you twice when you walk by
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