I wanted our first date to be on a Thursday So that when we get married in two years, we can keep our anniversary and get married on a Saturday

I wanted our first date to be on a Thursday So that when we get married in two years, we can keep our anniversary and get married on a Saturday - I wanted our first date to be on a Thursday So that when we get married in two years, we can keep our anniversary and get married on a Saturday  Overly Attatched Girlfriend

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I don't see why this should be awkward Since one day our child will cry as He scatters our ashes into the ocean.

I don't see why this should be awkward Since one day our child will cry as He scatters our ashes into the ocean.

I wish I had a dick So that I could be inside of you

I wish I had a dick  So that I could be inside of you

I installed where is my iphone ap on your phone Just incase i need to find you

I installed where is my iphone ap on your phone Just incase i need to find you

I think I should get one Because soon that will be my last name too

I think I should get one Because soon that will be my last name too

Why do you have a box of condoms If you didn't know I was going to be coming over?

Why do you have a box of condoms If you didn't know I was going to be coming over?

I saved every text since we met If only i could somehow print them to keep forever

I saved every text since we met If only i could somehow print them to keep forever

Hooking up with other girls? before you hookup with me?

Hooking up with other girls? before you hookup with me?

Why can't i watch you take a dump? Do you not love me anymore?

Why can't i watch you take a dump? Do you not love me anymore?

burnt myself while cooking for you hopefully it will leave a scar

burnt myself while cooking for you hopefully it will leave a scar

You Need To change your password to something that reminds you of me.

You Need To change your password to something that reminds you of me.
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