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Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them or he quits them because they are unfair

Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them or he quits them because they are unfair

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them

They say you can't mix business with pleasure Then how does a miniature golf company operate?

They say you can't mix business with pleasure Then how does a miniature golf company operate?

I'm always thinking one step ahead like a carpenter who makes stairs

I'm always thinking one step ahead like a carpenter who makes stairs

How do I find out if a girl is interested? Good question. I just usually assume that they’re not.

How do I find out if a girl is interested? Good question. I just usually assume that they’re not.

Sees coworker eating tuna sandwich Labels him Tuna for the rest of his life

Sees coworker eating tuna sandwich Labels him Tuna for the rest of his life

When I was in college, I used to get wicked hammered My nickname was puke

When I was in college, I used to get wicked hammered My nickname was puke

Went to Cornell Didn't study once, Was drunk the whole time

Went to Cornell Didn't study once,
Was drunk the whole time

Rit Dit Dit Dit Do

Rit Dit Dit Dit Do

They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. I got straight Bs. They called me Buzz.

They called me Ace. It was totally awesome.  I got straight Bs. They called me Buzz.
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