And I'm just sitting here trying to schedule a checkride

And I'm just sitting here trying to schedule a checkride - And I'm just sitting here trying to schedule a checkride  Amazing Spiderman

My ex-girlfriend is seeing other people And I'm just sitting here masturbating

My ex-girlfriend is seeing other people And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone out there has sexual intimacy And I'm just sitting here not masturbating

Everyone out there has sexual intimacy And I'm just sitting here not masturbating

Everyone is doing something constructive And I'm just sitting here waiting for thresh

Everyone is doing something constructive And I'm just sitting here waiting for thresh

Everyone's done eating And I'm just sitting here masticating

Everyone's done eating And I'm just sitting here masticating

Everyone is out at new years parties And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is out at new years parties And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone took the day off And I'm just sitting here considering masturbating

Everyone took the day off And I'm just sitting here considering masturbating

Everyone going to the church And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone going to the church And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is heading to EDC Vegas And I'm just sitting here crying and masturbating

Everyone is heading to EDC Vegas And I'm just sitting here crying and masturbating

everyone is working on their project And I'm just sitting here procrastibating

everyone is working on their project And I'm just sitting here procrastibating

All my partners are working And I'm just sitting here masturbating

All my partners are working  And I'm just sitting here masturbating

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