TURNS ALL MY FUCKS INTO DUCKS

TURNS ALL MY FUCKS INTO DUCKS - TURNS ALL MY FUCKS INTO DUCKS  Scumbag iPhone

can talk to a satellite orbiting the earth at 17,000 mph can't cancel a text message

can talk to a satellite orbiting the earth at 17,000 mph can't cancel a text message

Has camera and microphones that cannot be turned off or disconnected No one thinks its spying on you

Has camera and microphones that cannot be turned off or disconnected No one thinks its spying on you

Faster Processors Smaller Battery

Faster Processors Smaller Battery

"yo" "to"

Text doesn't get delivered Doesn't bother telling you

Text doesn't get delivered Doesn't bother telling you

YOU TYPED A MESSAGE? I AUTOCORRECTED EVERY "SO" TO "DO". ANYTIME BRO.

YOU TYPED A MESSAGE? I AUTOCORRECTED EVERY

DON'T WORRY BRO, I'll SPRING FORWARD AUTOMATICALLY DOESN'T

DON'T WORRY BRO, I'll SPRING FORWARD AUTOMATICALLY DOESN'T

has two cameras and can record audio is constantly connected to the internet and the os is closed-source

has two cameras and can record audio is constantly connected to the internet and the os is closed-source

Auto corrects 'shit' Allows 'Nigger'

Auto corrects 'shit' Allows 'Nigger'

Drop $300 on iphone, go broke Drop 3 inches, iphone broke

Drop $300 on iphone, go broke Drop 3 inches, iphone broke

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