It's my cakeday And I'm just sitting here masturbating

It's my cakeday And I'm just sitting here masturbating - It's my cakeday And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Im just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is posting about Jennifer Lawrence And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is posting about Jennifer Lawrence And I'm just sitting here masturbating

These guys are fighting for their dreams And I'm just sitting here masturbating

These guys are fighting for their dreams And I'm just sitting here masturbating

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Everyone is posting their cool hobbies And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is laning... And I'm just sitting here meditating.

Everyone is laning... And I'm just sitting here meditating.

everyone is having a good time at prom And I'm just sitting here sandwhich making.

everyone is having a good time at prom And I'm just sitting here sandwhich making.

Everyone is getting awesome drops at the Kalphite king And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is getting awesome drops at the Kalphite king And I'm just sitting here masturbating

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Everyone's out taking screenshots And I'm just sitting here woodcutting

Everyone is talking about Game of Thrones And I'm just sitting here watching Mad Men

Everyone is talking about Game of Thrones And I'm just sitting here watching Mad Men

Everyone is learning about their rate And I'm just sitting here masturbating.

Everyone is learning about their rate  And I'm just sitting here masturbating.

Boyfriend is at work And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Boyfriend is at work And I'm just sitting here masturbating

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