Oh I see you purchased our Groupon Now let me treat you like crap since you didn't pay full price.

Oh I see you purchased our Groupon Now let me treat you like crap since you didn't pay full price. - Oh I see you purchased our Groupon Now let me treat you like crap since you didn't pay full price.  Condescending Cashier

"You're open today?" Yes, you seem to have groceries and I seem to be standing here.

You come up to my register, talking on your phone, and get mad at me for being "rude" when i greet you? GO FUCK YOURSELF.

You come up to my register, talking on your phone, and get mad at me for being

I don't control the prices. I don't decide what we carry or where we put it on the shelves. I just ring out your groceries and put them in a bag. That's all I do.

I don't control the prices. I don't decide what we carry or where we put it on the shelves.
 I just ring out your groceries and put them in a bag. That's all I do.

"Working hard, or hardly working?" haha, you're so clever.

Item won't ring up Wow, never heard that one before. You're a funny guy. I'm gonna call you Mr. Funny you funny guy you... "must be free"

Item won't ring up
 Wow, never heard that one before. You're a funny guy. I'm gonna call you Mr. Funny you funny guy you...

"Is your lane open?" No I'm just standing here

Oh, you're writing a check? That's nice.

Oh, you're writing a check? That's nice.

You shouldn't have to work on Christmas. Then why did you come in?

You shouldn't have to work on Christmas. Then why did you come in?

Oh you just made that $100 bill? Gee I've never heard that one before

Oh you just made that $100 bill? Gee I've never heard that one before

"I know that the shopping carts are lined up outside - cuz that's where I got mine from - but it's okay to leave it right here at the end of your register, right?" Yeah.

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