Makes you look like an adult when buying one. Makes you look like an infant after using one.

Makes you look like an adult when buying one. Makes you look like an infant after using one. - Makes you look like an adult when buying one. Makes you look like an infant after using one.  Scumbag Razor

Oh, You have to look professional today? Pretty sure razor burn looks professional.

Oh, You have to look professional today? Pretty sure razor burn looks professional.

Adds more blades "for a closer, more comfortable shave" Completely clogged and useless after the first stroke

Adds more blades

supposed to give you a clean look gives you tiny pimples everywhere

supposed to give you a clean look gives you tiny pimples everywhere

have to look good today? let me cut your face in 5 places

have to look good today? let me cut your face in 5 places

Got a pimple on your face? Here, let me cover it with blood

Got a pimple on your face? Here, let me cover it with blood

Important job Interview today? why dont you bleed everywhere

Important job Interview today? why dont you bleed everywhere

used to shave pubes shaves off most of the skin around your genitals

used to shave pubes shaves off most of the skin around your genitals

Adds 4 blades "for a closer, more comfortable shave" Gets dull 4 times faster than a regular razor

Adds 4 blades

Used properly Still fucks you up

Used properly Still fucks you up

Oh, it's your first day at your first internship ever? Let me help you look classy by giving you four nicks so you can bleed in 4 different facial locations

Oh, it's your first day at your first internship ever? Let me help you look classy by giving you four nicks so you can bleed in 4 different facial locations

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