Reads hundreds of Actual Advice Mallards Remembers none of them IRL

Reads hundreds of Actual Advice Mallards  Remembers none of them IRL - Reads hundreds of Actual Advice Mallards  Remembers none of them IRL  Scumbag Brain Strikes Again!

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Oh you want me to drift off to sleep...? FLINCH!

Oh you want me to drift off to sleep...? FLINCH!

Oh you're trying to fall asleep? let's make everything itch in ten second intervals.

Oh you're trying to fall asleep? let's make everything itch in ten second intervals.

Reads hundreds of Actual Advice Mallards Remembers none of them IRL

Reads hundreds of Actual Advice Mallards  Remembers none of them IRL

Wasted an hour looking for the mower in the shed. gives up! Trips over it on the way out!

Wasted an hour looking for the mower in the shed. gives up! Trips over it on the way out!

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