We've been on 2 dates so I changed my last name on facebook to yours

We've been on 2 dates so I changed my last name on facebook to yours - We've been on 2 dates so I changed my last name on facebook to yours  OverlyAttachedSarahCollins

Oh, I remember that facebook picture! I made you take it down! It was the first thing I ever made you do! Awwwwwww...

Oh, I remember that facebook picture!  I made you take it down! It was the first thing I ever made you do! Awwwwwww...

I want to be locked In the safe with you forever

I want to be locked In the safe with you forever

I unfriended all of the females on your friends list. I'm the only girl you need in your life.

I unfriended all of the females on your friends list. I'm the only girl you need in your life.

I like having you drive me around so when we die, we die together.

I like having you drive me around so when we die, we die together.

if you leave via free agency i'll just trade for you again

if you leave via free agency i'll just trade for you again

If your girlfriend isn't a psycho she isn't in love

If your girlfriend isn't a psycho she isn't in love

I'm going into labor now it's too late to run

I'm going into labor now it's too late to run

I rented an old romantic comedy for us... it's called "Misery."

I rented an old romantic comedy for us... it's called

I'm tying us together before we fall asleep so you get to spoon me aaaalll night!

I'm tying us together before we fall asleep so you get to spoon me aaaalll night!

it's nice to know that no matter when I die I can say that after we met I spent the rest of my life with you

it's nice to know that no matter when I die I can say that after we met I spent the rest of my life with you

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