I'll have you know I haven't glued my fingers together in 3 weeks.

I'll have you know I haven't glued my fingers together in 3 weeks. - I'll have you know I haven't glued my fingers together in 3 weeks.  Tough Spongebob

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I'll have you know that my girlfriend and I spent 6 hours assembling IKEA furniture And we only threatened to break up twice

I'll have you know that my girlfriend and I spent 6 hours assembling IKEA furniture And we only threatened to break up twice

I'll have you know, I saw Reddit was down And only clicked refresh 4000 times

I'll have you know, I saw Reddit was down And only clicked refresh 4000 times

I'll have you know, I was kissed on the cheek by a pretty girl And my erection only lasted three days.

I'll have you know, I was kissed on the cheek by a pretty girl And my erection only lasted three days.

And i'll have you know, I only masturbated once.

And i'll have you know, I only masturbated once.

I'll have you know, I looked at photos of my daughter, and only cried for 20 minutes.

I'll have you know, I looked at photos of my daughter, and only cried for 20 minutes.

I'll have you know, I stated my true opinion on reddit And I only got 25 downvotes

I'll have you know, I stated my true opinion on reddit And I only got 25 downvotes

I'll have you know my mom thinks I'm quite the catch

I'll have you know my mom thinks I'm quite the catch

I'll have you know, I got my paycheck today and paid all my bills And I still have $20 left over

I'll have you know, I got my paycheck today and paid all my bills And I still have $20 left over

I'll have you know, we lost the hockey game to the u.s And I only cried for 20 minutes

I'll have you know, we lost the hockey game to the u.s And I only cried for 20 minutes

I'll have you know, my girlfriend went to a frat party for an hour last night And I only texted her 81 times

I'll have you know, my girlfriend went to a frat party for an hour last night And I only texted her 81 times
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