COUNTS FOR TODAY And Tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that, and maybe the day after that, and maybe the day after that, and man I'm feeling kind of sticky maybe I should shower, and the day after that

COUNTS FOR TODAY And Tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that, and maybe the day after that, and maybe the day after that, and man I'm feeling kind of sticky maybe I should shower, and the day after that - COUNTS FOR TODAY And Tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that, and maybe the day after that, and maybe the day after that, and man I'm feeling kind of sticky maybe I should shower, and the day after that  Foul Bachelor Frog

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See's it's daylight savings time "hey all the clocks are back on time"

See's it's daylight savings time

Shirt has wrinkles? Wearing it should fix that

Shirt has wrinkles? Wearing it should fix that

wore a shirt under a sweatshirt all day no one saw it, ill wear it tomorrow

wore a shirt under a sweatshirt all day no one saw it, ill wear it tomorrow

finish morning workout Clear browser history

finish morning workout Clear browser history

What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of sperm and makes women scream? The sock under my bed

What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of sperm and makes women scream?  The sock under my bed

i'll take a large pepperoni extra napkins

i'll take a large pepperoni extra napkins

Forgot to fap for two days Like finding twenty dollars in your pocket

Forgot to fap for two days  Like finding twenty dollars in your pocket

fell asleep in yesterday's clothes woke up in today's clothes

fell asleep in yesterday's clothes  woke up in today's clothes

Out of Plates? No worries, the rotating disc in the microwave will serve

Out of Plates? No worries, the rotating disc in the microwave will serve

out of toilet paper order delivery and ask for extra napkins

out of toilet paper order delivery and ask for extra napkins
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