You are my best employee... and since no one can do this job as well as you, you can never get promoted

You are my best employee... and since no one can do this job as well as you, you can never get promoted - You are my best employee... and since no one can do this job as well as you, you can never get promoted  Misc

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Accepts my 2-week notice "That's unfortunate, I was giving you a promotion today."

Accepts my 2-week notice

won't close the office early the friday before christmas leaves at noon

won't close the office early the friday before christmas leaves at noon

Ya.. so.. I made the front page.... .... with a repost

Ya.. so.. I made the front page.... .... with a repost

Anderson take the day off, you deserve it. Doesn't pay you

Anderson take the day off, you deserve it. Doesn't pay you

Please don't clock in early We need to talk about you clocking in a few minutes late everyday

Please don't clock in early We need to talk about you clocking in a few minutes late everyday

intern spends too much time on reddit asks reddit how to punish him

intern spends too much time on reddit asks reddit how to punish him

Doesn't pay for overtime Wonders why you do not stay late

Doesn't pay for overtime Wonders why you do not stay late

yeah, if you could just give me some hats that'd be great

yeah, if you could just give me some hats that'd be great

tells everyone we're an 8 - 5 company shows up every day after 9

tells everyone we're an 8 - 5 company shows up every day after 9

Holds a company employee appreciation cookout Only cooks food for first two shifts

Holds a company employee appreciation cookout Only cooks food for first two shifts
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