Being an American is having the freedom to smoke a cigarette, eat a big mac, and own an assault weapon but that also means having the freedom to see a doctor when you've got lung cancer, heart disease, and a bullet in your foot

Being an American is having the freedom to smoke a cigarette, eat a big mac, and own an assault weapon but that also means having the freedom to see a doctor when you've got lung cancer, heart disease, and a bullet in your foot - Being an American is having the freedom to smoke a cigarette, eat a big mac, and own an assault weapon but that also means having the freedom to see a doctor when you've got lung cancer, heart disease, and a bullet in your foot  Overly Patriotic American

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Government gets access to citizen's private data? Citizens get access to elected officials' private data

Government gets access to citizen's private data? Citizens get access to elected officials' private data

Hurricane Sandy? America is ready for you bitch

Hurricane Sandy? America is ready for you bitch

Commies banned me Like i give a fuck

Commies banned me  Like i give a fuck

South America? I thought that was Texas.

South America? I thought that was Texas.

trick question!!! i love everything about this country

trick question!!! i love everything about this country

First Amendment ? I'll protect it with the second amendment!

First Amendment ? I'll protect it with the second amendment!

"welcome, canadians!" "grab a gun and follow me to mexico!"

wait for america to be up, for a post? america is gonna be ready when im ready to post

wait for america to be up, for a post? america is gonna be ready when im ready to post

Gun? check. Flag? check. Healthcare and education? Well, ummeruhh...

Gun? check.  Flag? check. Healthcare and education?  Well, ummeruhh...

Yee-haw!!!! The McRib is back

Yee-haw!!!! The McRib is back
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