In the third grade I drew on my body and blamed the school bully I was so convincing in my explanation that my principle took his recess away for the rest of the year.

In the third grade I drew on my body and blamed the school bully I was so convincing in my explanation that my principle took his recess away for the rest of the year. - In the third grade I drew on my body and blamed the school bully I was so convincing in my explanation that my principle took his recess away for the rest of the year.  Bastard Badger

In the second grade I placed tacks on my classmates' chairs I only stopped when the fat girl in class sat down and didn't feel anything.

In the second grade I placed tacks on my classmates' chairs I only stopped when the fat girl in class sat down and didn't feel anything.

When I hear kids being loud in a wal-mart i look around for objects i can fantasize about clubbing them with

When I hear kids being loud in a wal-mart i look around for objects i can fantasize about clubbing them with

When kids annoy me at walmart I take a loss prevention chip from a book and slip it in their backpack

When kids annoy me at walmart I take a loss prevention chip from a book and slip it in their backpack

I started being an asshole Because being a nice guy wasn't getting me laid

I started being an asshole Because being a nice guy wasn't getting me laid

When I see someone driving like an idiot I hope they crash into a tree so they learn a lesson

When I see someone driving like an idiot I hope they crash into a tree so they learn a lesson

When I see obese people walking by i make t-rex stomping noises in my head

When I see obese people walking by i make t-rex stomping noises in my head

I drink too much alcohol at party so i have an excuse act like a complete ass

I drink too much alcohol at party so i have an excuse act like a complete ass

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I TELL LITTLE KIDS TO READ THIS OUT LOUD "I AM WEE TODD DID. I aM SOFA KING WEE TODD DID "

I TELL LITTLE KIDS TO READ THIS OUT LOUD

When a baby is crying and the mom isn't doing anything That is when I pretend to reach for my knife

When a baby is crying and the mom isn't doing anything That is when I pretend to reach for my knife

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