I LIKE LINDSAY LOHAN IN AN "APPRECIATING SENSE", BUT TO ME THAT MEANS I WANT TO DANGLE A RAIL OF METH IN FRONT OF HER FACE, TAKE HER BACK TO THE MOTEL SIX FOR A NIGHT OF DRUG-CRAZED HORROR-FUCKING AND WRAP IT UP BY KNOCKING THE WHACK-JOB OUT WITH CHLOROFO