I conquered gaul and Britain and all i got was a lousy salad

I conquered gaul and Britain and all i got was a lousy salad - I conquered gaul and Britain and all i got was a lousy salad  Freshman Julius Caesar

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Brutus Can be a real BACKSTABBER

Brutus Can be a real BACKSTABBER

Goes to work on March 15th ides

Goes to work on March 15th ides

Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres, quarum unam incolunt Belgae, aliam Aquitani, tertiam qui ipsorum lingua Celtae, nostra Galli appellantur. Hi omnes lingua, institutis, legibus inter se differunt. Gallos ab Aquitanis Garumna flumen, a Belgis Matron

 Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres, quarum unam incolunt Belgae, aliam Aquitani, tertiam qui ipsorum lingua Celtae, nostra Galli appellantur. Hi omnes lingua, institutis, legibus inter se differunt. Gallos ab Aquitanis Garumna flumen, a Belgis Matron

Tries going to work on the Ides of March Gets stabbed

Tries going to work on the Ides of March Gets stabbed

"et tu brute..." didn't get to the verb

Beware the Ides of March Oh, thanks for the late warning.

Beware the Ides of March Oh, thanks for the late warning.

veni.

 veni.

warning: impending death chooses to ignore

warning: impending death chooses to ignore

I don't always write books but when I do, caesar uses the third person

I don't always write books but when I do, caesar uses the third person

"it's friday, friday..." *stabbed*

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