Purchase acid and ice picks Tell cashier, "In the land of the blind, the one eyed penguin is potatoes"

Purchase acid and ice picks Tell cashier,

Purchase duct tAPE, lube, and hot sauce Asks cashier, "When do you get off?"

Purchase duct tAPE, lube, and hot sauce  Asks cashier,

Replace roommate's hand sanitizer with lube Replace roommate's lube with hand santizer

Replace roommate's hand sanitizer with lube Replace roommate's lube with hand santizer

Sees a cute girl while in traffic Rams her car to break the ice.

Sees a cute girl while in traffic Rams her car to break the ice.

Girl keeps getting your name wrong during sex Who's rape?

Girl keeps getting your name wrong during sex Who's rape?

Sees a cute girl Throws pokeballs

Sees a cute girl  Throws pokeballs

Trips over murder victim Pretends to start jogging

Trips over murder victim Pretends to start jogging

Trick Or treats in ghetto dressed as kkk member

Trick Or treats in ghetto dressed as kkk member

Ex-girlfriend goes out with new guy throw a dead hooker on his front lawn

Ex-girlfriend goes out with new guy throw a dead hooker on his front lawn

Steals neighbor's best nest rocks Throws them into the ocean

Steals neighbor's best nest rocks Throws them into the ocean

Don't want to ask friend to use his shower Engineer an ice soap bar to use in his livingroom

Don't want to ask friend to use his shower Engineer an ice soap bar to use in his livingroom

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