is hung like Snuffleupagus, only Big Bird can see it.

is hung like Snuffleupagus,  only Big Bird can see it.  - is hung like Snuffleupagus,  only Big Bird can see it.   Anti-Chuck Norris Facts

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When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35 he roundhouse kicked the store so hard he broke his foot and fractured his tibia

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35 he roundhouse kicked the store so hard he broke his foot and fractured his tibia

Doesn't understand the point of america Tries to force his religion on everyone

Doesn't understand the point of america Tries to force his religion on everyone

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.  He scares the shit out of it.

Got bitten by King Cobra.. 5 Agonizing days later, Snake dies

Got bitten by King Cobra.. 5 Agonizing days later, Snake dies

My Real Name Is Hillary Dupree

My Real Name Is Hillary Dupree

Chuck Norris Once Went Head To Head With A Bottle Of Miller Lite 5 Hours Later The Paramedics Finally Managed To Revive Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Once Went Head To Head With A Bottle Of Miller Lite 5 Hours Later The Paramedics Finally Managed To Revive Chuck Norris

Chuck norris had never ridden a horse... as hard as he's ridden a cock

Chuck norris had never ridden a horse... as hard as he's ridden a cock

on the third day God said, “Let there be light." Because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark.

on the third day God said, “Let there be light.

Ray Charles once looked at Chuck Norris decided he’d rather be blind

Ray Charles once looked at Chuck Norris decided he’d rather be blind

turned down the Tom Hanks' role in Philadelphia said, “It hits too close to homo... I mean home."

turned down the Tom Hanks' role in Philadelphia  said, “It hits too close to homo... I mean home.
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