If you ever slip into a coma i'm going to make a baby with you

If you ever slip into a coma i'm going to make a baby with you - If you ever slip into a coma i'm going to make a baby with you  Misc

Good Morning Happy 5 year anniversary

Good Morning Happy 5 year anniversary

Happy Father's day!

 Happy Father's day!

I know you're there You just left a comment on reddit 5 minutes ago

I know you're there You just left a comment on reddit 5 minutes ago

You clicked on this thinking it was her didn't you? Do you think she's prettier than me?

You clicked on this thinking it was her didn't you? Do you think she's prettier than me?

All I have to do is bite down to make sure nobody else gets you

All I have to do is bite down to make sure nobody else gets you

I know we have not spoken in 6 years ... but... You still do remember what I would have named our daughter if we had one, right?

I know we have not spoken in 6 years ... but... You still do remember what I would have named our daughter if we had one, right?

My love is like a candle because if you forget about me i will burn your fucking house to the ground

My love is like a candle because if you forget about me i will burn your fucking house to the ground

Remember that crush necklace you gave me when i was 12? six years later, i still have it with me

Remember that crush necklace you gave me when i was 12? six years later, i still have it with me

I'm shocked your ex fucked all your friends behind your back let's go kill her

I'm shocked your ex fucked all your friends behind your back let's go kill her

HONEY what are you doing on the computer? you're clicking faster than you usually do

HONEY what are you doing on the computer? you're clicking faster than you usually do

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