You're the best

 You're the best -  You're the best  Pick-up line Panda

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven, seriously, your face looks really messed up, you must have fell hard on it

did it hurt when you fell from heaven, seriously, your face looks really messed up, you must have fell hard on it

do you mind if i call you google? because you've got everything i'm searching for

do you mind if i call you google? because you've got everything i'm searching for

do you mind if i call you neo? because i think you're the one

do you mind if i call you neo? because i think you're the one

that shirt is very becoming on you but if i were on you, i'd be coming all over

that shirt is very becoming on you but if i were on you, i'd be coming all over

do you work at subway? because you make my 6 inch a foot long

do you work at subway? because you make my 6 inch a foot long

wanna be like lady gaga? and take a ride on my disco stick?

wanna be like lady gaga? and take a ride on my disco stick?

What's the Difference between a Camaro and and erection? I don't have a Camaro!

What's the Difference between a Camaro and and erection? I don't have a Camaro!

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a panda's diet consists of bamboo and verlander fastballs

a panda's diet consists of bamboo and
verlander fastballs

how about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up

how about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up
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