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Whenever I eat dry roasted peanuts I have digestion problems. I get stomach cramps as my shit turns to concrete in my intestines, it burns like the acidic flames of Hell itself on the way out, and small undigested bits of peanut rip my anus to shreds maki

Whenever I eat dry roasted peanuts I have digestion problems. I get stomach cramps as my shit turns to concrete in my intestines, it burns like the acidic flames of Hell itself on the way out, and small undigested bits of peanut rip my anus to shreds maki - Whenever I eat dry roasted peanuts I have digestion problems. I get stomach cramps as my shit turns to concrete in my intestines, it burns like the acidic flames of Hell itself on the way out, and small undigested bits of peanut rip my anus to shreds maki Confession Bear
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I fart in my boss’s office every morning before she arrives, and now she has facilities checking the walls for dead animals

I fart in my boss’s office every morning before she arrives, and now she has facilities checking the walls for dead animals
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I tell everyone my dad is dead Because he's really a Pedophile serving 10+ years in prison.

I tell everyone my dad is dead Because he's really a Pedophile serving 10+ years in prison.
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I miss my mommy

I miss my mommy
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I'm kind of glad Reddit screwed up trying to solve the Boston Bombing Because a lot of Redditors get off on pretending to be smart and need to be taken down a peg.

I'm kind of glad Reddit screwed up trying to solve the Boston Bombing Because a lot of Redditors get off on pretending to be smart and need to be taken down a peg.
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A middle aged female customer was being extremely rude to me at the checkout, So I gave her the "senior discount" and watched her die a little on the inside.

A middle aged female customer was being extremely rude to me at the checkout, So I gave her the
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People think I drink smoothies to be healthy I drink them because I put rum in them and enjoy day drinking without judgement

People think I drink smoothies to be healthy I drink them because I put rum in them and enjoy day drinking without judgement
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I have a good memory But I pretend I do not remember to avoid being considered as a stalker.

I have a good memory But I pretend I do not remember to avoid being considered as a stalker.
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When my ex had her new BF threaten me for no reason I called the bank that was looking for her car and had it repossessed while she was at work

When my ex had her new BF threaten me for no reason I called the bank that was looking for her car and had it repossessed while she was at work
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my wife constantly abuses the thermostat so I turned that one into a dummy thermostat and installed a new one she doesn't know about

my wife constantly abuses the thermostat so I turned that one into a dummy thermostat and installed a new one she doesn't know about
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I blocked kids from playing League of Legends so my game would stop lagging.

I blocked kids from playing League of Legends so my game would stop lagging.
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